Jun 20, 2005
ok so its been a while since i last updated.... as in like 9 months ago or something like that. but its not my fault, i've just been busy... this year was very busy. but i can't complain because next year is going to be worse. Supposedly first year engineering is a big work load... and considering i'll be dancing over twice the amount of time per week than i was this year and i'll hopefully have a job i think i'll have a nervous break down. but there's nothing wrong with that. i'm going to keep going.... atleast until i die. this year has gone by quick. its insane to think that its the last year of high school.... and on thursday i won't have to step into a classroom again. i'm anxious to get my report card though because the grades on it dictate wether or not i get to keep my acceptance into engineering. but i'm sure i will.
this is the hardest time of year for me, dance is over and school is almost over. usually i would be heading off to bc for the summer to stay with my mom, but i don't think that's going to work out since i have to save money for school next year. lots of things are going to change this year. karley is leaving so dance is never going to be the same. and since we're graduating i know that i won't see lots of people as much anymore if at all. but that's ok, i'm sure that we'll all have a good life, no matter what we do or where we go. but now i need to get back to studying calculus because i hear the exam is a little harder than expected. have a good one!!
Posted at 02:20 pm by JOCE
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Oct 8, 2004
somewhere over the rainbow.... i'll catch that leprechaun one of these days
hi,
sorry its been so long since i last updated but you all know how lazy i am and i didn't get around to it so suck it up! anyways its been a good past few weeks. its always a good day with two scoops of raisins! anyways so i decided (after a certain inspiration from my brother's friend Luke) that i'm going to write down things that i hate. no particular reason but i just thought i would so here it goes:
1- people who decide that they're going to rhyme everything they say
2- people who are white and they think they're black
3- rap
4- hip hop
5- pop
6- people who think they're "players"
7- female celebrities
8- words that end in "gm" (ie. diaphragm)
9- techno music that makes no sense
10- nazis
11- when people try to talk about things that they have absolutely no clue about and just make up some stupid bull shit
12- people who ride your ass when you're driving
13- people who talk about fecal matter all the time
14- necropheliacs
15- people who think its cool to say "fuck" every other word
16- people who say "like" every other word
17- wiggers
18- people who worship satan
19- non-aryans (acctually i'm just joking about that one i love everyone)
20- people who don't like monty python
21- when my step brother talks about weapons
22- when my step brother talks about things like cars
23- when my step brother talks
24- the word "queer"
25- people who look down on others for no particular reason
26- computers that always screw up
27- computer viruses
28- when you call someone and they hang up on you
29- when you're sitting on a chair and your foot falls asleep and you don't realize it and then you go to stand up and your foot falls out from underneath you and you fall down
30- when people talk in internet slang in real life
31- people who get mad at each other for no apparent reason
32- blarney stones (they are so dirty... you'll never see me kissing one)
33- people who think that canadians are like americans
34- people who are totally ignorant of the rest of the world and think that their country is the only one that matters
35- George W Bush
36- anything having to do with George W Bush
37- the kkk
38- people who think that their beliefs are the only ones that matter
39- people who go out drinking and fucking people every night
40- rich people who have everything and try to make people feel sorry for them
41- rich people who laugh at less fortunate
42- anyone who laughs at someone less fortunate than them
43- people who think that i have answers to things
44- people who sacrafice animals and/or other people
45- when you get a cut on the roof of your mouth and you keep poking it with your tongue and it just gets worse
46- people who try to be clones of each other
47- "non conformists" who just end up being clones of other "non conformists"
48- ignorant people
49- stupid people
50- people who try to say something meaningful but just end up spitting out some kind of bullshit that makes absolutely no sense
there...... now i am done my hating... .it was much fun, you should try it some time! but guess what.... i just got a job... halfway through writing my hate list i got a phone call saying that i got a job... OH YEAH!!!! good times... its exciting because now i get to make money and stuff... total excitement!!
yay
anyways i'm off.... till next time
remember not to eat gum underneath the tables... its unclean... and never kiss the blarney stone
Posted at 04:26 pm by JOCE
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Sep 22, 2004
HOLA!!! its been a whil, i know and i'm sorry. i feel like i haven't sat still since school started. but now i am.... i'm sitting in a wooden chair that i call Henry... i don't know why its name is henry but it just is. lol anyways...... *shifty eyes* u know how people do that? just like do the shifty eyes or say it in stars to make it like an action... i think we should all just start saying it... like instead of doing actual shifty eyes we should just say it with a totally straight face not making any attempt to acctually do the action. it'd be fun! anyways i'm making an attempt to write a poem right now.... i can't write poems without inspiration! and my theme doesn't really inspire me. i'm doing it for a photo project. have any of you heard of the band called chas and dave? they're a british pop band from like the 80's... they sing in cockney slang and its really super funny. i wish i was british.... well i am but like with the accent and stuff. maybe i should talk like that from now on. that'd be funny. i wouldn't speak high british either, i'd use all of the low slang where they sould horrible. then nobody would be able to understand me and it'd be a good time. MUAHAHAHAHAHA tomorrow i'm going to go nosh-up me own 'am and eggs and then i'll tear off yer loaf of Uncle Fred and nosh-up yer mince pies.... and i love you all! hahaha if any of you can tell me what that meant i'd give you a special prize! hahahaha i'm gonna have to update often now... but now i have dancing so i must go,.... bye everyone!
Posted at 07:31 pm by JOCE
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Aug 18, 2004
judgment day..... acctually its just tuesday
hey all, i am writing this from the international space station. i guess the lifelong dream that i've had for a few days finally came true.... fancy that! and strangely enough i am immune to the effects of space sickness and i've learned how to make pretend gravity up here. and i'm watching all of you right now. i thought it would be funny if i could launch something and make it land on your car or something. hehe that would be pretty funny but then if you found out it was me u'd be pretty mad.
....................acctually i'm not really in space. but i almost had you convinced didn't i? (hahaha yeah right)
i'm feeling lonely right now though, when i get home we're all going to have to do some serious hanging out. i guess a good thing about being away all summer is that i've had a lot of time to think. i've thought about lots of things this summer. one is why does canada have such a bad olympic team? don't you think there would be some atletes out there that are better? like there aren't that many ppl here compared to other countries but come on.... maybe they could look for people that can win? oh well maybe i'll throw things at them from space. hahaha i'm off though. miss you all!
Posted at 12:56 am by JOCE
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Aug 16, 2004
WELL HELLO FELLOW EARTHLINGS!!!! i've figured out what i want to do with my life.... i want to be a spaceman! except a spacegirl i guess. either way it'll be cool. acctually i'm really scared of space and i don't think many things could convince me to go there. anyways i can pretend either way. some day.... HA anyways i found this flash animation and its about a monkey that can go everywhere and i can't get the song out of my head. i can't believe people acctually spend that much time making things like that. they're like my hero! they think up the craziest things. yay for them! yes,...... so i still don't have any idea when i'm comming back to sask but hey, it'll be sometime soon i hope. i miss everyone! its sad. but hey, i go away every summer so i guess this is nothing new. but i'm heading off to bed soon now, bye guys!
Posted at 03:18 am by JOCE
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Aug 7, 2004
cross out the eyes, blur all the lines, tearing this canvas from the wall
good morrow my fellow earthlings! how are you all today? i'm sick, i don't know whats wrogn but i feel like shit. its not good but then again i'll get over it soon. i'm angered because i have to miss the fringe and the ex... hell i even have to miss ukraine day and folkfest. that's a big sad for me cause i was supposed to dance in both of them. i know this sounds bad but i can't wait for school to start this year. we're gonna have fun this year!! sadly though i don't think i'll be able to go on the germany etc. trip at spring break. my bro is going to japan this year at the same time so i'd have to pay for it and i don't think i'll be able to afford it concidering all the other crap i'm gonna have to worry about in the spring. dont even want to go there yet though. either way school is gonna be great this year. i only have one teacher that i really hate (damn cuff) and photo is going to be the best class ever! whoever is in it with me we're going to have such a good time! any of you guys ever heard die for your government by anti flag? i'm really into that song right now. eh! anyways i'm going to go eat now, farewell everyone, when i find out when i get back i'll let you all know. and you better all be up for hanging out! we should go to fudds or something like that and erin of course we need to go dancing. and i need a slurpee... i haven't had one since i've been here. i'm deprived! hmmm maybe i'll go get one tomorrow, that'd be really good. anyways i'm off. bye guys, have a good night!
Posted at 08:45 pm by JOCE
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Aug 1, 2004
hey evreyone! i need to tell you all about my dying experience from the summer. it all started when i decided that i wanted to lighten it just a little bit. just so that it'd be a little more blonde than it was in the first place. not that hard hey? well it was!!!! i picked this color that looked very nice on the box. i failed to read the fact that it was honey blonde.... i'm not honey blonde... so i go to dye my hair. IT TURNED ORANGE!!! that was bad enough but when we went to go fix it with another dye it wasn't strong enough to get rid of all the orange so it turned yellow. well it was an ok blonde. i didn't really mind it that much. i used a little lemon juice in the sun to lighten it just a tad and see if i could make some of the yellow go away. well i left it like that for a few weeks and i was fine with it but i wanted the yellow to go away and it just to be a nice ash blonde. we decided to get some stuff that we thought would just get rid of the yellow and lighten it a little bit. overall it was a good idea... in theory..... it made me look like a washed out cheap hooker! it was horrible! the worst part was that every time my mom looked at me she'd start to laugh really hard. it really sucked. so we went to the store and decided that we would get a darker blonde but still lighter than my natural color. well i don't know what happened there but for some strange reason my hair turned grey. i'm not exaggerating at all. it was like i had stuck an alluminum wig on or something. it was absolutely horrible.... but really funny! i couldn't look in the mirror without laughing uncontrollably. it was hillarious. well by then i had given up. i guess it was just not meant to be that i would have lighter hair this year. so i decided that i'd go either dark blonde or light brown. well i just finished dyeing it and i guess you could say its medium brown. just like mimi's hair i guess. which is better. but i now think i should have just either left it or picked a better color to start off with. hehe good experience though hey? hehehehehe here's the pictures of all of it.
heres' the before pic.... now wasn't that a nice color?
here's the oreange one.... doesn't look very orange in
this one but trust me... it was
this was the yellowish one, it was probably my favorite and i
should have left it this way
this is my cheap hooker look, i HATED this one
its grey, i've said enough
this is what my hair looks like now... better than some of the
others i guess
now i must admit, i'm not all that happy about this whole incident with the dyeing, i was happy with the yellowish one but my mom insisted that dyeing it would be ok and it wouldn't look like shit... showed her. lol well i don't know if i like my new hair but screw it, dyeing it today to make it not grey hurt so much that i'm not going to dye again soon. UGH!!!!! it makes me mad! oh well.
Posted at 03:54 pm by JOCE
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Jul 26, 2004
Mr. B you're hot (good ol' mr. b natural :P)
you know what i just realized? as of today i've been gone for 3 weeks. that means only 4 or 5 more till i'm home. it seems like its so far away. i don't know what i'm gonna do. i'm really super homesick right now. my shoulder is coated in spider bites and it was a venomous spider and it really hurts and i feel sick and stuff. i hope it wasn't a black widow. i don't know though cause i didn't see the spider that bit me. they're sneaky bastards. they get into your bed and wait for the moment where you're closest to them and then they bite you as many times as they can without being crushed. it made me so mad that i sat and yelled at a spider for 5 minutes today. wow did mimi think i was insane! but it sat there and looked really scared so maybe i got through to it... hahaha! i was really mad.
today i went to the fat cat childrens festival with my little sister. it was really odd.... kinda fun but odd. there were two people from ytv that have this show (its called judy and david or soemthing like that) and they sing songs and talk to a giant inflated talking jukebox. is it a requirement for a childrens entertainer to be somewhere that wouldn't really constitute as anywhere that would make sense. those people have quite the imagination. why, today that david guy became a train. hehe it was interesting. i guess the good thing about entertaining kids is that no matter what you do (within a certain realm) nobody thinks twice about it. so what if the man wants to be a train... he entertains kids. think about it.... that's the way you corrupt youth. feed them your propaganda while they're still young and will believe anything...... even that a man is a train. we could create a super race of trains!!! MUAHAHAHA as long as you put something in the form of a song or it comes from the mouth of a puppet or a talking inanmate object the kids'll buy it. sigh... talking inanimate objects make me laugh. does anyone remember pee wee's playhouse where everything talked and their names were like chairy and floory and they all talked and stuff. now wouldn't that be a strange house to live in? i'd either be scared out of my mind or think it was super fun. pee wee was a strange show. brings back memories of being a little kid though. back when singers, puppets and talking inanimate object taught me everything. haha i prove my point! i'm going to bed now though. bye everyone!
Posted at 03:07 am by JOCE
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Jul 22, 2004
every days a good day with two scoops of raisins
hey everyone! how are you all doing? i'm pretty good. its a good night here, its finally getting cool outside so its now bearable to be in the house. its been a quiet few days. yesterday we went fishing and spent the whole day at bear lake. it was pretty fun but now i have somewhat of a sunburn on my face. and i didn't even catch a fish!!! we have this totally weird video clip of this japanese girl who folds this t shirt kung foo style. its so intense so i learned how to do it today and then taught it to the kids. haha it was so funny. you'd never think folding laundry could entertain kids but they were at it for so long and they absolutely loved it. haha its so cool i have to show you guys. i am now the kung fu folding master. YAY ME !!! haha hope you all are having a nice day! talk to you all soon! ADIOS
Posted at 11:55 pm by JOCE
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Jul 18, 2004
good morning everyone!
how are you all today? i'm pretty good. i'm watching this relaly bizarre episode of rugrats where they're like older and stuff. its really weird. its yet another blistering hot day outside. its pretty intense! i surely hope i get to go to the beach today because its so hot. the water will hopefully still be cold too! hehe yay! well i miss everyone dammit! everyone should come and visit me!!!!! then we can all chill out in sunny kelowna together! omg guys! yu gi oh is comming out with a movie!! what will the world think of next? oh my its gonna be scary! hehe anyways i'm off! have a good one!
Posted at 01:27 pm by JOCE
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